I think I sprained my eyes rolling them

Every now and then, I forget I'm from Redneck Pennsylvania.

Then something like this CNN story happens to remind me.

The Reuters lede:

A tiny town in western Pennsylvania could ask all of its residents to own guns, if a proposal under consideration on Wednesday wins approval from local officials.

Under the proposed law, residents of Cherry Tree, Pennsylvania, would be asked to own guns and know how to use them.

That's gotta be the most painful "head-smack moment" since the Dover, Pa., school district went to war over "intelligent design."