Naming rights

From Norman via the Lesley. Because I love these things.

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet and current street name)

Morgan Taurus

Sounds kind of cool.

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your mom's side, your favorite candy)

Sam Heath

Very noir-ish, no?

3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: (first initial of first name, first two or three letters of your middle name)

E-Mar

Would be better with four letters, then I'd be E-Mart, like a store or something.

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)

Purple Shark

Sounds more like a porn star.

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)

Martin Saigon

Yeah, that works out pretty well.

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME!!: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 2 letters of your mom's maiden name and first 3 letters of the town you grew up in)

Strerogblo

Vaguely obscene, but I think it fits. Probably an ugly action figure, though. (And way, way too much thought required.)

7. SUPERHERO NAME: (your favorite color, favorite drink)

Purple Soda

My superpower would be what? Spewing carbonated purple liquid at bad guys? Lame way to end.