We named the monkey "George"...

One of Marisa's students apparently got George Clooney and George Washington confused the other day.

Hey, he's 7.

But imagine the possibilities. A powdered-wig mullet on "Facts of Life."

And the movies...

• "O Founding Father, Where Art Thou?"
• "Batman & No Taxation Without Representation"

And of course...

• "Revolution's Eleven"

He might also have confused George Bush and George Washington.

I'll let you make your own joke there.