Why I should watch more reality TV

Well, you know how I always say I'd watch "American Idol" if every episode ended in a fistfight between two contestants?

Turns out I should be watching a lot more reality TV. Specifically, "Survivor."


Last year, an Asian won!

And this year, there apparently was another Asian contestant, named...

...wait for it...

...Mookie!


Unfortunately, he apparently has been eliminated. So I won't be able to join his MySpace fan club.

Pity. There aren't enough famous Mookies out there.


Just one, really.