Thursday, February 08, 2007

And I wasn't feeling good...

So just last night, I was saying how the crazy NASA astronaut lady was going to have to hope like hell that some kind of big news happened so people would stop talking about her (alleged) diaper-wearing murder/kidnapping love-triangle weirdness.

Because, after all, in today's attention-whore society, the Next Big Thing would wipe her off the front page, and out of people's memory.

It's my "9/11 Theory":

There was only one American happy on Sept. 11: Gary Condit. After all, people forgot all about him and his missing intern.

Today, Anna Nicole Smith collapsed and died.

Presto. NASA lady who?

Rest in peace, Anna Nicole. We'll miss you. (That's the royal "we"...) You were certainly entertaining.

1 Comment:

Stewie said...

Completely unrelated, but I noticed your bday and Lincoln's bday fell on the same day.

Wonder if that has anything to do with the Civil War thing.